J: "Mommy, there is a commercial you should come watch. It's for a hair brush!!"
G: "Oh, you like that hair brush?"
J: "I think we need it. Look, it's a special brush."
...5 minutes later...
J: "Mommy you missed it. It was a good deal, because if you buy one you get the second one free--ANY STYLE."
G: "Oh my gosh."
J: "It's from Michel Mercier. Mer-see-ayyy. But I don't remember the phone number. Mommy, Michelle is my middle naaame!"
G: "I know!"
J: "Well, it's okay. We can watch TV tomorrow and get the phone number."