Have you ever tried to blame your blondish hair on a legit personality quirk?
Have you ever smeared turmeric all over your face and then posted photos to your blog, just to later find out how much people Google "turmeric facials"??
Have you ever had a BFF just not get your kind of humor??
Have you ever questioned why your favorite Masshole keeps calling you a "Utahhhd" when it's clearly, UtaRd??
Have you ever been accused of being a little too much like a certain drag queen??
Have you ever thought you were in the wrong month? Like got MLK day mixed up with President's day? And then didn't send your kid to school for a few extra days?
Oh, you haven't??
Good. Neither have I.
No comments:
Post a Comment